Friends, I cannot defend this trash cookbook, which, as The Cut points out, could very possibly have been written "under duress." The "D'Anjou Pear, sun-dried cranberries, and stilton cheese in a walnut tart shell" was the most hilariously 1990s meal I have ever cooked (when I was 12 years old I made my mom buy $45 worth of ingredients for a "Chef's Salad," and got sad when my dad brought home his own dinner. This is more 90's.) Do not make anything in this book. This is not why Hillary is in our lives.
But really, enough with the internet for today. Please go out and vote for the first woman president, if for no other reason than to see if Bill will have to lend his name to a similar piece of schlock.